On the subject of jobs...

Simon: So you're a bounty hunter.

Early: No, that ain't it at all.

Simon: Then what are you?

Early: I'm a bounty hunter.

On the subject of wives...

And again, with the Firefly-quotes:

Monty: Mal, I want you to meet my Bridget.

[Monty steps aside to reveal Saffron, aka Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds. She and Mal draw guns on each other, mexican stand-off style.]

Monty: So… you guys have met.

And while on the subject of bibles

I am loving me my Firefly quotes these days:

Zoe: "Don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?"

Shepherd Book "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

Good bible indeed

As you may or may not already know, I think that Firefly is one of the best TV shows ever to come from the great creative mind that is Joss Whedon. Here's one of my favorite quotes from it:

Saffron: I do know my Bible, sir. "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow, and he shall work in her, in and again, till she bring him to his full, and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."

Mal: Whoa. Good Bible.