Thursday, 26 November 2009

News

Thank you captain obvious

In other News, Water is Wet.

Thursday, 5 November 2009

Curious incident

"Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"

"To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time."

"The dog did nothing in the night-time."

"That was the curious incident," remarked Sherlock Holmes.


Inspector Gregory and Holmes, in "Silver Blaze"

Sunday, 1 November 2009

On the subject of jobs...

Simon: So you're a bounty hunter.

Early: No, that ain't it at all.

Simon: Then what are you?

Early: I'm a bounty hunter.

On the subject of wives...

And again, with the Firefly-quotes:

Monty: Mal, I want you to meet my Bridget.


[Monty steps aside to reveal Saffron, aka Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds. She and Mal draw guns on each other, mexican stand-off style.]

Monty: So… you guys have met.